its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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