I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week đ
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You shouted âim bobby labonte!â In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
His sex game is strong itâs like a warlordâs dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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