He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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