Dual....:-)
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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