you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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