This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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