Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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