Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The adults are the big ones right?
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