At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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