okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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