I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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