Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
