it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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