I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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