Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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