I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
People with herpes should wear stickers.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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