Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize