I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize