so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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