2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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