I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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