Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
birth control should be required to get into college
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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