I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
