I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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