Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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