who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
is your mom at the bar?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize
