is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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