You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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