too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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