Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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