lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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