i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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