you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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