I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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