Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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