Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize