I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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