i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You're my little dorito
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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