I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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