Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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