Pants 0. Shit 1.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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