So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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