Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
We named our party play list daddy issues
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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