We got so high we made milksteak
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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