"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i've created a new STD.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
