I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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