Porn is love you can see.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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