So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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