so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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