Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you traded sex for a burrito?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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