I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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