I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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