I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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