So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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